Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Details Of Post Apocalyptic Bohemia

I collect dog painting & prints

My favorite Buddha on a wall silver leafed by The Husband


I collect American Art Pottery, but only in Green or Turquoise

I can't seem to go for a walk without returning with a rock or a feather. I am a stuff person & the poor Husband has to find a way to make it all work.


Born On This Day- February 29th... James Mitchell


I always wanted to do a long run, fascinated by the notion of playing a character at different dilemmas & dramas over years or decades. I was happy for the experience & the money the few times I was in a play that lasted a while. I once had a very showy role in a theatre event that ran for 18 months. I would have been deeply grateful for a role in a long-running TV soap operas. James Mitchell was one of them. He enjoyed playing the patriarch- Palmer Cortlandt on All My Children from 1979 to 2008. The role came at the right time in his career. At 59, his dancing days were done & his film acting had not really happened.


From Stars In My Crown with Amanda Blake (who would die from HIV in 1989)

Fans of All My Children were probably not aware that the debonair, silver haired, svelte & handsome, Mitchell had been a leading dancer for many years, particularly associated with the celebrated choreographer Agnes de Mille. De Mille: “Mitchell had probably the strongest arms in the business, & the adagio style developed by him & his partners has become since a valued addition to ballet vocabulary".

Mitchel was born on a fruit farm near Sacramento. He was 3 years old his mother left with his 2 younger siblings. His farmer father, feeling unable to bring up his son alone, gave him up to vaudevillian foster parents. Mitchell appeared on stage as part of their act.

At 17, Mitchell moved to LA, where he studied at City College. At the same time, he was introduced to modern dance at the school of the famed teacher/choreographer Lester Horton. Mitchell soon joined Horton's Dance Theatre of Los Angeles & was one of the Lester Horton Dancers who appeared in a few Hollywood musicals in the early 1940s.

My buddy- Professor Walter Kennedy danced with The Bella Lewizky Company for decades, but 40 years earlier, Mitchell was featured in a South Sea Island dance duet with Bella Lewitzky in White Savage (1943), a camp piece starring Maria Montez.

In 1944, Mitchell began his long partnership with De Mille when she cast him as a dancer in the Broadway musical Bloomer Girl starring my friend- Celeste Holm. He also appeared in the original Broadway productions of Brigadoon (1947) & Paint Your Wagon (1951), choreographed by De Mille.

Mitchell received non-dancing supporting roles in some good movies: In Raoul Walsh's Colorado Territory (1949), he played outlaw Joel McCrea's nasty sidekick; again with McCrea, he was in Stars in My Crown (1950), & in a pair of Anthony Mann dramas, as an indian in Border Incident (1949), & a Mexican in Devil's Doorway (1950).

Mitchell continued in a small roles in a few film musicals in which he could display his dancing skills: The Toast of New Orleans (1950), he has a zany duet with Rita Moreno, & an erotic dance with Cyd Charisse in Deep in My Heart (1954).  The next year, he was reunited with De Mille on the movie version of Oklahoma! for the 20-minute dream ballet sequence.

Ironically, Mitchell did not dance in the best musical in which he appeared- Vincente Minnelli's The Band Wagon (1953), he has the thankless role of Charisse's manager, boyfriend & choreographer, an experience he disliked so much he refused to see the film. In The Band Wagon he abandons Charisse when she chooses Broadway over ballet. Mitchell himself moved to Broadway with roles in Carnival! (1961), & Mack & Mabel (1974). In 1979, Mitchell settled into the long role of Palmer Cortlandt.

Mitchell's partner for 33+ years was costume designer Albert Wolsky. The couple met on the set of The Turning Point, a film set in the ballet world, in1977. Wolosky: “He adored playing mean”. Wolsky is a 2-time Academy Award winning costume designer, for All That Jazz & Bugsy. Most recently he was nominated for his work on the Julie Taymor film- Across the Universe.
Mitchell’s character on All My Children was one of the first to accept Erica Kane's daughter Bianca when she came out as a lesbian. An earlier story line on the show had Cortlandt befriending a gay teen.

My Buddy- Walter knew Mitchell & may wish to weigh in. Mitchell died in 2010, he would have been 23 today, or 92, depending on how you look at it. He had a good run. Let’s toast him today.

Born On This Day- February 29th... Pedro Pablo Zamora


I was still in my 30s when the San Francisco Real World premiered in 1992 on MTV, I smartly stopped watching The Real World, or for that matter, MTV, when I turned 40. The Real World was the start a standard fir reality TV shows: It threw together rednecks, party girls, virgin Christians, substance abusers, goody-2-shoes, gay people & douchey bike messengers & allowed them to fight their tiny culture wars on TV.



Through the 27 seasons, Pedro Zamora, of The Real World: San Francisco in 1994, its 3rd season, continues to make an impression.

Zamora was a Cuban American gay man who died from complications from HIV the day after the San Francisco season finale aired. Zamora was diagnosed with HIV in his junior year of high school, & by age 19, he had embarked on a career as an AIDS educator. When the opportunity arose to audition for a spot on The Real World, he saw it as a chance to further his message of AIDS awareness.

The young HIV educator, he was just 22 when he died, was always on message. He brought a scrapbook of his education work to show his cast mates, immediately lectured them on HIV transmission & took them along on his speaking gigs. He & his boyfriend, Sean Sasser, had a tear-jerking commitment ceremony before the cameras. Anyone who saw that season's The Real World cannot get Zamora's story out of their minds.

2009’s- Pedro is a very moving biopic by MTV &  The Real World creators & written by Dustin Lance Black who won an Oscar for Milk. He was still in the closet at the time. The film also includes a reenactment of phone call of appreciation to Zamora & his family. Clinton also introduces the film. In 2010, Pedro writers Dustin Lance Black & Paris Barclay were nominated for a Writers Guild Award. Pedro also received a Humanitas Prize nomination & a GLAAD Media Award nomination for Outstanding TV Movie or Mini-Series at the 21st GLAAD Media Awards.




Once The Real World season ended filming, & Zamora fell fatally ill after taping, cast members Pam Ling & Judd Winick rushed cross-country to his side. Their friendship deepened & together they embraced their friend's cause. A year after they moved out of the spotlight, they moved in together. Pam became an M.D. specializing in HIV health issues & Judd writes Green Lantern for DC Comics. They are now married & living in San Francisco. Armistead Maupin spoke at theor ceremony.

Winick’s graphic novel, Pedro and Me: Friendship, Loss, & What I Learned, was published in September 2000. It was awarded 6 American Library Association awards, was nominated for an Eisner Award, & won Winick his first GLAAD award.

In his short life, Pedro Zamora did much to advance  awareness & understanding of HIV, as well as to advance a generation's acceptance of homosexuality. His partner- Sean Sasser is a pastry chef in Portland & my neighbor. When he married Zamora in a commitment ceremony at the Real World house, the audience was not horrified, as they might have been just a decade earlier, but charmed. The romance was,15 years later, nominated for "Favorite Love Story" out 26 seasons of cast members dating & falling in love. Zamora both educated & inspired a generation.
 
Zamora would have been 12 years old, or 40 years old today. No matter how you count it, it would be a been a better world if he was still with us.


Tuesday, February 28, 2012

New Music- Jack White... Love Interrupted On Such A Winter's Day



I am a fan of White Stripes & the understated songs that suggest something simpler, but the work of Jack White is not for the faint of heart, speaking of murder plots & doors slamming on fingers, to lost friends & fresh enemies.

Love Interruption is not a song that needs a video, & the grey tones & a simple set in the video does not seem very compelling. What becomes the focal point is not the camera work, but the throaty sound of Ruby Amanfu mixed White’s vocals, a combination that shouldn't work, & almost doesn't. Love Interruption works for me in the midst of winter skies & winter sickness & winter regrets.



I want love to
roll me over slowly
stick a knife inside me,
& twist it all around.

I want love to
grab my fingers gently
slam them in a doorway
put my face into the ground

I want love to
murder my own mother
& take her off to somewhere
like hell or up above.

I want love to
change my friends to enemies,
change my friends to enemies
& show me how it's all my fault.

I wont let love disrupt,
 corrupt or interrupt me
I wont let love disrupt,
 corrupt or interrupt me
I wont let love disrupt,
 corrupt, or interrupt me anymore.

I want love to
walk right up & bite me
grab ahold of me & fight me
leave me dying on the ground.

& I want love to
split my mouth wide open
 & cover up my ears,
& never let me hear a sound.

I want love to,
forget that you offended me
or how you have defended me,
when everybody tore me down.

Yeah I want love to
change my friends to enemies,
change my friends to enemies
& show me how it's all my fault.

I wont let love disrupt,
 corrupt or interrupt me
I wont let love disrupt,
 corrupt or interrupt me
I wont let love disrupt,
 corrupt, or interrupt me anymore.
White
2012



Born On This Day- February 28th... 2 Gay Directors

2 talented directors share a birthday. I can't help reflect on what a difference it must have made in one man's life to have been in the closet & the other to have been able to be openly & unmistakenly GAY.

The life of Vincente Minnelli, the director of classic MGM musicals like Meet Me in St. LouisGigi & An American in Paris, was as peculiar as the dream ballets that became his trademark. Born Lester Anthony Minnelli in 1903, he grew up the only child in a family of traveling performers in the Midwest. His mother, Mina Mary LaLouche LeBeau, played the ingĂ©nue in stock melodramas, while his father, Vincent, conducted the Minnelli Brothers Tent Theater orchestra.

In young adulthood, shy, stammering Lester Minnelli, who had had a penchant for trying on his mother’s clothes, read a biography of the flamboyant painter James McNeill Whistler & decided to reinvent himself as a worldly aesthete, working as a window dresser in Chicago before making his name as a designer of lavish theatrical sets in New York. It was there that he became “Vincente.”


Once he moved to Hollywood as a director in MGM’s stable, Minnelli quickly built a reputation as a fearsome perfectionist, despite his passive, retiring personality. A closeted gay man, Minnelli had been known to sport “light makeup” & yet, he married 4 times , most famously, to Judy Garland & he fathered 2 daughters, including the perpetually re-self-inventing Liza Minnelli.

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There is 6’6’’ & Texan, with the improbable name-Tommy Tune who is an actor/dancer/singer/choreographer/director, & the winner of 9 Tony Awards, the only person in theatrical history to win in 4 different categories & to win the same Tony Award 2 years in a row.


Tune danced onto the Broadway scene in the chorus of Baker Street in 1965 & hasn't stopped since. I saw him in Michael Bennetts’s Seesaw in 1973, for which he received raves & his first Tony (Best Featured Actor in a Musical). He directed his first show, the off-Broadway production of The Club in 1976. he directed & choreographed The Best Little Whorehouse in TexasA Day in the Hollywood/ A Night in the Ukraine (his 2nd Tony- Best Choreography), Caryl Churchill's Cloud 9Nine (his 3rd Tony-Best Direction of a Musical), My One & Only (his 4th & 5th Tony-Best Choreography, Best Actor in a Musical). Stepping OutGrand Hotel (Best Choreography, Best Direction of a Musical), & Will Roger's Follies (Best Choreography, Best Musical).

Tune has an art gallery in Tribeca . In his 1997 memoir Footnotes, he writes about what drives him as a performer, choreographer & director, offers stories about being openly gay in the world of theatre, his partners David Wolfe & Michael Stuart, about his days with Twiggy in My One & Only & meeting & working with his many idols.

I find him likable & remarkably talented... & tall. He turns 73 today.

Born On This Day- February 28th... Broadway Baby Bernadette Peters


Happy Birthday, Bernadette Lazzara! Of all the Broadway Divas: Betty, Barbara, Patti, Chita, Kristin, Audra, Chita, Carol, or even Angela, the one with the most special place in my heart & on my stereo is Bernadette Peters. I first saw her in George M! in 1968 & I absolutely fell in love with the voice, the va va voom curves, the cinnamon curls, the dramatic chops, & the crack comic timing. But, it is really about the voice. She has been working on stage for 59 years: Curley McDimpleDames At SeaGeorge M!, On The TownMack & MabelSunday In The Park With GeorgeSong & DanceInto The WoodsThe Goodbye GirlAnnie Get Your Gun, & Gypsy!.




Bernadette does amazing work for animal rights with her organization with Mary Tyler Moore- Broadway Barks & is the author of a popular children’s book of the same name.


I have seen her many times in musicals & in concert. My personal favorite was Annie Get Your Gun on Broadway in 1999. Peters sings with her whole body. Not just a few arm gestures for punctuation, as many excellent singers offer, but the music seems to travel from her toes to the tip of her nose as she bends, reaches & throws her head back to let out the final notes.



Peters is wrapping up a run in Follies on Broadway, a production that started at The Kennedy Center last summer. I believe that her version of Losing My Mind on the cast album is the most moving of all the many takes on this Sondheim ballad.


Peters turns 64 today & she looks terrific. A perfect example of the advantage of staying out of the sun. But again, for me it is all about the voice:


Monday, February 27, 2012

Details From Around Post Apocalyptic Bohemian




Vintage Gratuitous



In living with my challenge to do a post each day, & owning up to the fact that I just can't find an angle for today- no famous gay person's birthday, no new music, no remembrances from my reckless & restless time in this incarnation, no alliteration, I need, as always, to be honest & confess that this post is gratuitous.... but it is vintage.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

I Want To Thank God & My Agent... Considering The Academy Awards




Tim was an acquaintance/friend, not quite in my circle, but dating one of my best friends. He was cute, bright, & talented. I knew him for a while before we had a long-ish conversation where I discovered that his father was the esteemed & popular big band leader & arranger- Paul Weston & his mother was the beautiful Jo Stafford, one of the great jazz singers of the 1940s & 50s, with a pure & understated voice.




I was, & remain, a huge fan of Jo Stafford’s & I think Tim was taken aback a bit when I gushed. I actually dragged him back to my apartment to show him my collection of LPs of his parents’ music.


He was kind enough to invite me over to the house in Beverly Hills. He owed me nothing & we were not really close. It was a lovely gesture. I brought one album for Jo Stafford to sign. She was very lovely & quite funny. She & her husband had a great act throughout the 1950s, as Jonathan & Darlene Edwards, a bad lounge act. Stafford, as Darlene, would sing off-key in a high pitched voice; Weston, as Jonathan, played an untuned piano off key & with bizarre rhythms. They won a Grammy in 1961 for Best Comedy Album for Jo Stafford & Paul Weston Present: The Song Stylings of Jonathan & Darlene Edwards, on which the pair intentionally butchered some of the best popular music. The couple continued to release Jonathan & Darlene albums for several years, and in 1977 released a final single, a cover of The Bee Gees' Stayin' Alive with I Am Woman on the flip side. A very funny couple.


During my short visit with the Westons, their neighbors from behind their Beverly Hills house dropped by to talk about what to wear to the Academy Awards the following week. This handsome couple were nominated for an Oscar for Best Song, for a little number that they called- The Way We Were, sung by their good friend Barbra Streisand who was also nominated for Best Actress. I was just a little starstruck, but I was able to tell Marilyn & Alan Bergman that I would be seeing them at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion the following Monday (the awards were held on Mondays then, the day that theatres were traditionally dark, I guess so actors in Broadway or touring shows could attend).



My good school chum & fellow actor in the theatre program- Gina had offered me a ticket. Her father was Secretary of the Academy that year & a 7 time nominee (he became an Oscar winner, for Best Sound for All The Presidents Men). They were not attending the awards & had a single ticket up for grabs. I wore my tux from Private Lives, which was still in production at the time. I was frantic about getting some makeup stains off the white dinner jacket. I got myself to the Chandler Pavilion, parking afew milse away, & I was seated a row away from Paul & Linda McCartney & Paul Newman & Joanne Woodward (who was nominated). The nominees that year:




Best Picture:
THE STINGAmerican GraffitiCries & WhispersThe Exorcist, A Touch of Class


Actor:
JACK LEMMON in Save the Tiger, Marlon Brando in Last Tango in Paris, Jack Nicholson in The Last Detail, Al Pacino in Serpico, Robert Redford in The Sting


Actress:
GLENDA JACKSON in A Touch of Class, Ellen Burstyn in The Exorcist, Marsha Mason in Cinderella Liberty, Barbra Streisand in The Way We Were, Joanne Woodward in Summer Wishes, Winter Dreams


Supporting Actor:
JOHN HOUSEMAN in The Paper Chase, Vincent Gardenia in Bang the Drum Slowly, Jack Gilford in Save the Tiger, Jason Miller in The Exorcist, Randy Quaid in The Last Detail


Supporting Actress:
TATUM O'NEAL in Paper Moon, Linda Blair in The Exorcist, Candy Clark in American Graffiti, Madeline Kahn in Paper Moon, Sylvia Sidney in Summer Wishes, Winter Dreams


Director:
GEORGE ROY HILL for The Sting, Ingmar Bergman for Cries & Whispers, Bernardo Bertolucci for Last Tango in Paris, William Friedkin for The Exorcist, George Lucas for American Graffiti






My new good close personal friends- The Bergmans did win that night.  I deeply wanted Streisand to win. I still love The Way Were  & the moment where Barbra moves a lock of Robert Redford's blond hair with her gloved hand still destroys me. Babs lost to Glenda Jackson in a stunning upset. I still have my ticket/pass to the ceremony.


Jo Stafford left us in 2008. The Bergmans continue to work.This will be my 53rd viewing of the awards; I have watched the Oscar Ceremony on TV since I was 5 years old. I used to hold up a big brass candlestick & practice my acceptance speech in the bathroom mirror: " I thank no one for this award. I did it all myself, with own talent & gumption, God & my agent..."

Friday, February 24, 2012

Lulu

I Love How You Love Me

Men I Love... Corey Stoll


My favorite movie of the year. If I were a voting member the Academy, my Best Film choice would be Midnight In ParisI was disappointed that Corey Stoll did not receive a Best Supporting Actor nod for his ferociously funny work as young, Ernest Hemmingway. I would have given it to him & delivered the statue myself.

As Hemingway

From Law & Order

From my web journal- Steve's Sexcapades

Believe me, I over-research any subject that catches my eye, my heart, my brain or my Hemingway. I returned from seeing this film, Woody Allen’s most successful film at the box office, & looked up each tidbit I could find on Stoll. He is an actor’s actor, working on stage- starring in A View From The Bridge with Scarlett Johansson.


Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Mr & Mr David Geffen?


I married once for love. It was worth it & it had to be done. A psychic told the Husband that we have had some sort of relationship for many lifetimes. I love him & I married him for love. I married once for love & the next time... I am going to marry for money. I have my eye on David Geffen. He turns 68 today. I hope he received my birthday card.



David Geffen is probably the most successful business person in the entertainment industry, with net worth estimated at $4.4 billion in 2009 (Forbes). Geffen made his money the old fashioned way, starting in the New York mailroom of the William Morris Agency. His overly aggressive style fit right in at Morris where he quickly became the agent for rising East Coast music talent. By the time he was 27, he had his first multi-million dollar deal by signing songwriter Laura Nyro to Columbia. As an independent agent, & with his own label- Asylum, Geffen became a real player in the music biz, representing established artists/groups & creating new ones: The Association, Janis Joplin, James Taylor, Bob Dylan, Linda Ronstadt, The Eagles, Joni Mitchell, Jackson Browne, & Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. In 1971 he was able to sell Asylum to Warner Bros. for $7 million & became head of Warner's Elektra/Asylum label in 1973. He retired the first time in 1976, burned out & dealing with a cancer diagnosis that turned out to be a false alarm.

The next phase of Geffen's career started in 1980 when he came out of retirement to start Geffen Records. He signed some of the biggest acts including Elton John, Donna Summer, & Neil Young. Tough & controversial, Geffen was often at legal odds with his artists & partners. He gained a reputation as a money man who exploited the talent. Geffen rose above it all, & signed Guns N' Roses, Aerosmith, Don Henley, Peter Gabriel, & Cher to send Geffen Records to sales of $300 million by 1990 & then more success in the 1990s with Nirvana & Sonic Youth. Geffen Records was sold to MCA in 1990 for stock, & Geffen received $710 million when MCA was sold to Matsushita Electric 3 years later. The prolific Geffen  produced movies during this period: Risky BusinessBeetlejuiceThe Last Boy Scout, Lost in America, & Little Shop of Horrors, & Broadway shows- CatsMiss Saigon, Dreamgirls & M. Butterfly.

Geffen's net worth is 7 billion dollars., according to Forbes, a true 1%. I know that I could make him happy; there is my trick pelvis & that special thing that I do with. I have it from the source that he is the subject of You're So Vain, the 1972 hit song by Carly Simon.

“When I was plugging songs in back in New York City, I used to wear a jacket, tie & good pants, not jeans. When I moved to Hollywood in the early 1970s, it was jeans & cowboy boots all the way! Although I do admit to having my jeans tailored & chemically “aged”, & wearing highly polished Fry boots with 2 inch stacked heels. It was like John Wayne meets Superfly”

Born On This Day- February 22nd... Post Apocalyptic Bohemian Favorite Writer- Felice Picano


I read 2 of his books, back to back, but not bareback, this winter: Art & Sex In Greenwich Village (a terrific book about the world of publishing) & True Stories: Portraits from My Past. He is a longtime favorite & I have nearly everything by him in my collection.



Felice Picano is a prolific author (I count 20 in my shelves) of novels, novellas, stories, poetry, plays, memoirs, history & essays. In the early 1980s, Picano & 6 fellow gay authors, together called the Violet Quill Club, met to share & discuss their work. That group included: Edmund White, Andrew Holleran, Robert Ferro, George Whitmore, Michael Grumley & Christopher Cox. HIV took 4 of the group between 1988 & 1990. Oh how I would have wished to be present for that moment in time, full of promise & art, even with the horrible loss, but I had left NYC by then, & I don’t have the talent. I could have served tea or at least been the towel boy.

Picano’s work is translated into 15 languages, 4 of Picano’s plays have been produced. He founded 2 publishing companies: SeaHorse Press & Gay Presses of New York. Among his many books I love, try his novels: Like People in History, The Book of Lies, & Onyx. He grew up in Queens, did Manhattan in the 1970s & 1980s. He lives in West Hollywood & I believe he is single.

“My favorite euphemism for an erection is- Diamond Cutter. That's what we used to call it. I'm 67 & no longer have Diamond Cutters.”

Born On This Day- February 22nd... Writer Christopher Bram


Christopher Bram was born on this day in 1952. He grew up in Virginia. After graduating from the College of William & Mary in 1974 , & then moved to NYC, where he met his lifelong partner, documentary filmmaker Draper Shreeve.

Bram's novel Father of Frankenstein, a fictional account of the last days of film director James Whale, was made into one of my Top 10 films of all time- Gods & Monsters starring Ian McKellen & Brendan Fraser. Openly gay- Bill Condon adapted the screenplay & directed. Condon won an Oscar for his adaptation.

In 2010, his book of essays- Mapping the Territory was one of my favorites of the year. Most of the essays deal with gay issues: gay books that changed his life, how his novel Father of Frankenstein became the movie Gods & Monsters, & whether or not Henry James was gay. One essay is provocatively titled, “Can Straight Men Still Write?”


The pieces are wise, warm, witty, & well-written. Bram is a terrifically clear writer, which is why I like him so much. The book is a fascinating snapshot of issues large & small that have affected our gay lives over the past 4 decades. His ramblings about his own life were my favorites, of course & but I was drawn into his takes on Henry James, adolescent problems of sexuality, the effect of AIDS on literature, & gossip novels. They are all rich in anecdotes, amusements, & attitude.

Much of the Mapping The Territory is memoir: Slow Learners, the longest piece, charts Bram's high school, college, & grad school days & how they shaped his preference for friends & lovers. It is a tender tale, with priceless, playful parts as the author is figuring out life as a young man. Bram also offers a rich essay on the books that influenced his own writing, & he shares his views of life in Greenwich Village, revisits Larry Kramer's notorious novel Faggots, & takes on Oscar Wilde with clever, concrete criticism.


His new book, just released this month, Eminent Outlaws, a collection of considerations of gay male writers, is on my to-read stack on my side of the bed.


Woven throughout this endlessly entertaining book is Bram's elegant use of language, & he still seems like someone I would like to have a cocktail with!

Men I Love... Justin Theroux


This is the photo on my fridge. It is by Lauren Dukoff for NY Magazine

Justin Theroux is on my refrigerator door right now. At Post Apocalyptic Bohemia this is the most exalted of the many alters in our little wreck of a home.


The Husband & I first became aware of his tiny little, hot body & his quirky acting in Six Feet Under, my favorite TV series of all time. He did 8 episodes as Brenda’s broken boyfriend & oboe playing neighbor- Joe. I was drawn in by his risky performance.


Theroux plays a character- Justin, with a thing for Jennifer Aniston on Parks & Recreation. In real life Aniston & Theroux are a “thing”.


Theroux has worked on Broadway, on TV in The District, Ally McBeal, & Sex & the City, & in films.  He wrote the screenplays for Tropic Thunder & Iron Man 2. He has played Jesus Christ & John Hancock. I just watched him on Ellen & where he was charming & cool. Now I am more interested in Theroux than I thought possible.


What do you think?  Justin Theroux, hot or not?


This is Theroux's first talk show appearance!

Considering George Washington On The Day Of His Birth


Rabid Right Wing Conservatives mistakenly hold that the Founding Fathers would have seen the world through their narrow little viewpoint, disturbingly denying that the Founding Fathers were revolutionaries, radicals & rascals. The New Extreme Right Wing insist the men who built America, with slaves who were, according to Michele Bachmann, deeply grateful to be slaves, were Red State patriots, ignoring the fact that there were no states. But accuracy & history are not important when you have God on your side. The Founding Fathers were anti-monarchists, Freemasons & atheists who held secularist & globalist views.

Washington & Hamilton

The Father of Our Country grew prodigious quantities of hemp. It was a cash crop, easy to cultivate, needing little watering or fertilizer. A hardy perennial, it needs no pesticides or herbicides. Growing hemp was profitable. Hemp was a green, sustainable crop.


Hemp farmers George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, & James Madison continue to turn over in their graves knowing that hemp is illegal. Their ghosts should appear to President Obama & scare him into understanding that legalized cannabis crop would mean billions of dollars of revenue throughout the United States.  Washington: “Mr. President… we had some killer weed back then”.

In his agricultural journals, Washington writes of regret for not separating his male hemp plants from the females. There would be little reason to do this except to make the females ready for smoking.

Washington married Martha (of whom I am a relation) for her money, stocks, bonds, real estate & slaves. At 28 years old, for the time, he married late. Martha Dandrige Custis was widow of an extremely wealthy planter, making George the richest man in America. In a letter to a friend, he complained that there was “not much fire between the sheets.”

During the Revolutionary war, General Robert Porterfield stated he "found Washington on his knees, engaged in his morning's devotions alongside Hamilton."

That ultimate liberal- Benjamin Franklin loved so many women he joked that the great miracle in his life was that he contracted no related diseases. Jefferson impregnated his slave mistress Sally Hemings at least 7 times.


Washington’s deepest devotion was for his fellow revolutionary soldiers including the 17 year old- Marquis de Lafayette, & the super sexy Alexander Hamilton, a Jamaican of unknown origins. Both were married with children, but both brought out Washington’s strongest sentiment. Washington had no children of his own.

Today’s Puritanical Patriots seem determined on running our personal lives; including what and how we view history. If they can revise the stories of our Founding Fathers to suit their whim, so can I. Let them contemplate my vision of our first president, butch & athletic, flush, fresh from battle, back in his hemp fields, in the arms of one of his dear soldiers, smoking a doobie, powdering his red hair, & whispering: "Baby, you look so damn hot in those riding breeches. Damn!”





Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Born On This Day- February 21st... Wystan Hugh Auden


Wystan Hugh Auden, Christopher William Bradshaw Isherwood, Sir Stephen Harold Spender
Photo by Howard Coster



If you have stopped by my little spot on the Internet, you know that I am fascinated & fully engaged by his circle. He was a British poet in 1907, but he chose the USA as his home. In the 1930s, he once lived in an apartment in Brooklyn with gay artists Carson McCullers, Truman Capote & Benjamin Britten. A friend & contemporary of Christopher Isherwood, W.HAuden’s work has perhaps the widest range &the greatest depth of any English language poet of the past 3 centuries. Auden wrote in a voice that addressed readers personally rather than as part of a collective audience. His styles & forms extend from ballads & songs to haiku & limericks to sonnets, prose poems, & constructions of his own invention. His tone ranges from spirited comedy to memorable & profound, often in the same work. His poems manage to be secular & sacred, philosophical & erotic, personal & universal. This poem- Funeral Blues opened new interest in Auden’s work when it was featured in the film Four Weddings & A Funeral:

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,

Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone.
Silence the pianos & with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He is Dead,
Put crépe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

He was my North, my South, my East & West,
My working week & my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song,
I thought that love would last forever: 'I was wrong'

The stars are not wanted now, put out every one;
Pack up the moon & dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean & sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

He wrote much erotic poetry, most not published in his lifetime, & by erotic, I mean dirty, really dirty:


We aligned mouths. We entwined. All act was clutch,
All fact contact, the attack & the interlock
Of tongues, the charms of arms. I shook at the touch
Of his fresh flesh, I rocked at the shock of his cock.

I plunged with a rhythmical lunge steady & slow,
And at every stroke made a corkscrew roll of my tongue.
His soul reeled in the feeling. He whimpered "Oh!"
As I tongued & squeezed & rolled & tickled & swung.


Then I pressed on the spot where the groin is joined to the cock,
Slipped a finger into his arse & massaged him from inside.
The secret sluices of his juices began to unlock.
He melted into what he felt. "O Jesus!" he cried.


Waves of immeasurable pleasures mounted his member in quick
Spasms. I lay still in the notch of his crotch inhaling his sweat.
His ring convulsed round my finger. Into me, rich & thick,
His hot spunk spouted in gouts, spurted in jet after jet.
(written in 1948)

Monday, February 20, 2012

Straight, But Not Narrow... Adam Levine



I have been catching The Voice, & I am rather impressed. Gone is the audience laughing & applauding at someone’s humiliation, the homophobic banter & the over-singing by desperate young people that are the very opposite of an American Idol. I feel good about finalist being mentored by the judges. I don’t think I will stay with it, have too many shows saved in the DVR.

But, I am intrigued by Adam Levine. For a guy who is painted as a douchy player, he seems to me to have a good heart & a very hot body. A nice combination.





Levine: "I'm extremely comfortable in my sexuality, so I can think, 'Oh, that's a good-looking dude. Acknowledging that someone's attractive & wanting to f--k a dude are two different things."

"There's no way to hide my straightness, but if people didn't think there was a small chance I was gay, then I wouldn't be doing my job very well. Look at the best ones, guys whose sexuality was always questioned: Bowie. Jagger. Freddie Mercury. I wouldn't be the front man of a band if that question hadn't come up at some point."

"I can single-handedly dispel any ideas that sexuality is acquired. Trust me, you're born with it. My brother is gay, & we knew when he was 2. We all knew. When my brother came out, my family all really wanted to provide some cushion for him & constantly let him know that it's OK. A lot of people don't want their kid to be gay & will fight it at all costs. But I've got news for you… it's a losing fucking battle. The more you fight it, the more fucked-up your kid's gonna be. You've just got to embrace it from the beginning. That's the only way to deal with it as a family."

Levine, of course, dates a model, Victoria's Secret's- Anne Vyalitsyna. He is proud of The Voice for featuring performers who are openly gay,  2 of whom made it to last season’s finale.

Levine: "What's always pissed me off about American Idol is wanting to mask that, for that to go unspoken. C'mon. You can't be publicly gay? At this point? On a singing competition? Give me a break. You can't hide basic components of these people's lives. The fact that The Voice didn't have any qualms about being completely open about it is a great thing."

Sing The Sad Song Of Kurt Cobain


"Don’t tell me what I want to hear
Afraid of never knowing fear
Experience anything you need
I'll keep fighting jealousy
Until it's fucking gone."


I was living in Seattle when Grunge happened & young people around the globe embraced the “Seattle Sound” of sludgy guitar sound, fuzz & feedback. I became aware that the city was becoming the center of American culture for a decade. The look of angst & the raw sound jumped to the fashion world & a lifestyle of thrift shop flannel went international with the huge success of Nirvana’s album- Nevermind.  Amazing, this was 20 years ago.

Kurt Cobain’s music reflected his fractured childhood & disconnection from the world.  Kurt Cobain befriended a gay student at Aberdeen High School, & suffered bullying from straight students who concluded that Cobain was gay. He claimed that he liked having the identity of being gay because he didn't like people & when they thought he was gay people left him alone. Cobain: "I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn't". Cobain claimed that he was "gay in spirit" & "probably could be bisexual." He also stated that he used to spray paint "God Is Gay" on pickup trucks in Aberdeen. Cobain: “I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.”

The Husband & I passed through Aberdeen, 2 hours from Seattle, each time we went to our favorite spot on Washington’s Pacific beaches. Aberdeen should be, at a first easy glance, a touristy town with plenty of Victorian homes, or even an arts center with period, boarded-up warehouses & loft space. But the town, named for a dreary city in Scotland, has a perpetual grey, mist cloud of sadness hanging overhead. In 2005, a sign went up at the city limits, paid for by the Kurt Cobain Memorial: ‘Welcome to Aberdeen – Come As You Are’.

For a lot of the young people I supervise at my place of employment, Nirvana was the first music that they purchased. Nevermind contributed to a period in music that, for a certain person of a certain age, has come to have lasting significance, because what was happening in Seattle in the 1990s.

Cobain was found dead at his home on Lake Washington on April 8, 1994, just a few blocks away from The Husband’s restaurant- Plenty. I was working there that day & we heard the sirens & the whirl of helicopters all day long. The staff were arriving in tears, some unable to work. Cobain’s ashes are scattered in the Wishkah River. He has no grave, fans visit Viretta Park  which borders the house where he lived with Courtney Love.

This world was just too much for tortured Kurt Cobain. He would have been 45 years old today.

I love this song. I would like to cover it. I believe it would translate well into a heartfelt saloon song:

What else should I be?
All apologies.
What else could I say?
Everyone is gay.
What else could I write?
I don't have the right.
What else should I be?
All Apologies.

In the sun
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun
In the sun
Married!
Buried!

I wish I was like you
Easily amused
Find my nest of salt
Everything is my fault
I'll take all the blame
I'll proceed from shame
Sunburn with freezer burn
Choking on the ashes of her enemy

In the sun
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun
In the sun
Married, Married, Married!
Buried!


All in all is all we are
Cobain
1990

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