Born On This Day- July 20th... Douche Larry Craig

My nomination For Under The Stall Hall Of Shame

Who: Larry Craig, Republican, & tap dancer, who maintained a staunchly conservative record in Congress. In June 2007, he was arrested in a men's restroom at a Minnesota airport for lewd conduct. Craig's infamous "wide stance" defense didn't save his political career, or save him from the butt of many, many jokes. He served as chairman of Mitt Romney's 2208 presidential campaign.

What: Soliciting sex from an undercover cop in an airport bathroom

The Shame: Craig voted 2 times against adding the words “sexual orientation” to the federal hate crimes law. Craig also voted to give states the right to refuse to recognize gay marriage, a right they already had, but the Senator wanted to really, really prove he didn’t like gay people.

Words Of Wisdom: “I am not gay, I don’t do these kinds of things.”

Today is his birthday. He turns 67 years old, which is 113 in motherfucking teabagging douche nozzle years.