This weekend, after a number of problems raised their little heads in an attempt to destroy our family, at my insistence (being the only rational one), we had a long session of Family Therapy with the renowned Dr. Shlomo Sectshual.
After indulging the good doctor in some role playing & trust exercises, we each were able to open up. The very essence of each family member can be distilled in the following:
Stephen: "I believe that it is a cosmic mistake that I do not have my own TV show, magazine, bestselling book, plus the #1 dance single in the country..."
The Husband: "I am not looking for power or money or success. I am looking for aesthetic balance."
Lulu: "I have abandonment issues..."
Junior: "I never got enough love in my childhood."
Henry: “I finally became tired of being a passed around pussy.”