Leapin' Lizards!

Stephen: "I want to return to the theatre in the title role of Annie, with no irony or camp, just me belting out Tomorrow in that iconic little red dress & fright wig. Junior can play Sandy. The rest of the cast will be really talented & appropriate for their roles with the added attraction of a big, old, hairy man as Little Orphan Annie."

The Husband: "I think you are on to something, but I see it with 5-11 year old girls in all the other roles, including a 4' Daddy Warbucks in a bald cap."